Spragnort

An action pertaining to a SoilChat or glenksue

Dude, I can't believe that spragnort that happened last night, it was on the ethereal plane!

by Dirt talk January 25, 2019

spragnort

A word that does not have a confirmed definition

“Oh, Zestacular doesn’t mean anything, it’s just a spragnort.”

by Actually_me_guys January 25, 2019

Spagnostic

One who believes the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true creator but does not know which Pastafarian denomination is the true church. For example, most Pastafarians believe the FSM sauce is tomato based, where as others believe it is pesto or cream.

Mark: Hey Mary, are you a member of the Church of Alfredo or are you a Pestoinian?

Mary: Neither, I'm not sure if the FSM is alfredo, pesto or tomato based, so I am Spagnostic.

by Carl Otto January 2, 2010

Spagnostic

1)A branch of the Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster that is agnostic in Pastafarianism

2) an agnostic that uses Flying Spaghetti Monster as an example for their beliefs.

1) Pastafarian 1: Hey who is that guy?
Pastafarian 2: O, he is a Spagnostic.

2) Spagnostic: Well you see God can be just as real as the Flying Spaghetti Monster. As you can you see I am Spagnostic.

by GuyfromVegas May 8, 2008

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

Spanortin

Just bumming around (typically in a motorized vehicle), often done with friends or significant others as a way to spend time without doing anything in particular.

Me and the Misses spent all day Saturday just Spanortin around the area, we found some cool neighborhoods just down the way.

by DingulousDongulous October 19, 2022