spr3m 

LeetSpeek synonym for sperm

1. Dude... you do realise that you have spr3m on your top.. what'd you get up to last night??

2. SPR3MZ0R!!!!!!?!

spr3m by jim27 April 26, 2006

spramp 

verb; to spramp, she spramps, spramping.

The action of liquid being forced onto something/somebody.

As heard on Will & Grace, ep. 1.17.

The ocean waves spramps on the rocks.

I like to spramp some perfume on for the hubby.

I like to spramp a little water on my face every morning.

WRONG USE OF THE WORD:
"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't." Being spramped has nothing to do with being screwed (in the clean sense of the word).

spramp by Unna L. Wildt April 15, 2008

Sprum 

A polite way to say "sperm" in front of people who are offended by such words.

Let's all go to the sprum bank and get knocked up!

Sprum by meowlnir June 29, 2016

sprimpo 

the word "love" is a semantic confusion, based on the accidental usage of the same word used in two totally different and often quite contradictory meanings
ei. "i love you" and "to make love"
so the word "sprimpo" is used for the activity the romantic semantic confusion is avoided

"Shall we make sprimpo"
"come on, let's go and make sprimpo"
"I really need some sprimpoing"
"I'm going to find a new sprimpoer"
"Settle down in a nice little sprimpo nest"

sprimpo by Its Me Lenny November 10, 2009

spramper

Verb - To move in a carefree agile manner with intensity, speed, lightness, and boundless pure joy. Most commonly observed in happy, active canines.

I love watching my dog spramper through the park.

spramper by 12minAbbs April 19, 2018

spramp 

a word which is used with the flicking of hand movements

i spramped myself with water, a flower spramped up from the ground, i spramped him in the face

spramp by :) December 16, 2004

spromping 

Half way between spooning and romping.

A slightly more sexual form of spooning, one that is perfectly acceptable to engage in with a close friend.

Spromping may include banterous groping or fondling but not romping explicitly.

Spromping with someone other than your girlfriend/boyfriend strictly falls outside the scope of cheating.

Kris: Hi babycakes, we're having a party tonight, want to come over?
Soph: Hi sweetcheeks, that's fab! Can I stay with you?
Kris: Yeh sure, let's have a spromp!
Soph: Ooo baby, I do love a good spromping!
Kris: lolcano!

spromping by sprompaholic November 13, 2011