spramp

verb; to spramp, she spramps, spramping.

The action of liquid being forced onto something/somebody.

As heard on Will & Grace, ep. 1.17.

The ocean waves spramps on the rocks.

I like to spramp some perfume on for the hubby.

I like to spramp a little water on my face every morning.

WRONG USE OF THE WORD:
"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't." Being spramped has nothing to do with being screwed (in the clean sense of the word).

by Unna L. Wildt April 15, 2008

spramp

a word which is used with the flicking of hand movements

i spramped myself with water, a flower spramped up from the ground, i spramped him in the face

by :) December 16, 2004

spramp

to splash ur self with a liquid. preferably in the morning bu may be at any time

i woke up and i spramped my face with water

by spoofarama July 2, 2004

spramp

1. another word for screwed, as used and seen on the popular sitcom, "Will & Grace."

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.

"I'm spramped if I do, I'm spramped if I don't!" - Grace

by JohnnyVonFurtsenberger April 9, 2006

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

A phrase used in the movie "Lucas".

Often used in a perverted way on 4chan.

As seen in a comic on 4chan:

"Hey Lucas, come spraypaint this for me.

What? No, I'm busy. Go get someone else to do it.

You're the only spraypainter for me, Lucas

Dude, WTF."

by Pikamander2 October 14, 2010

Spampire

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

by Whodang October 25, 2012

sprimpo

the word "love" is a semantic confusion, based on the accidental usage of the same word used in two totally different and often quite contradictory meanings
ei. "i love you" and "to make love"
so the word "sprimpo" is used for the activity the romantic semantic confusion is avoided

"Shall we make sprimpo"
"come on, let's go and make sprimpo"
"I really need some sprimpoing"
"I'm going to find a new sprimpoer"
"Settle down in a nice little sprimpo nest"

by Its Me Lenny November 10, 2009