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sprummalter 

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.
It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!
sprummalter by von Brown May 9, 2020
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sprummalter 

All four seasons combined into an extremely short period of time, over the course of days or even hours where the temperature can vary significantly from freezing to balmy hot, from snow to rain to sunshine. Often occurs after one opens the pool, or seeds the lawn or put on seasonal tires. The Murphy’s law of weather in a sense.
It’s mid May along the 41st parallel North...SPring, sUMMer, fALl and winTER just happened. I opened my pool last week, we swam in it this morning but now it’s snowing and the flowers are gonna freeze - damn you Mother Nature for pulling a sprummalter!!!
sprummalter by von Brown May 9, 2020
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Spumalter 

Is a term used to describe the unpredictable weather conditions of Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It implies that the city can experience "All four seasons in one day" at any time of the year. The word encompasses all four seasons into one word ( SPring, sUMmer, fALl, and winTER).
"The Spumalter season runs from early January to late December".

"Better take your toque and sunscreen to work today, feels like another Spumalter day".

"In Calgary, Spumalter requires one to carry an unbrella, and possibly winter gloves, in the months of June and July".
Spumalter by T-Bone80 July 13, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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