sporning

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.
My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.
by five9red October 30, 2009
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Sporn

Creatures created in the game Spore that look like pornographic images. While Maxis/EA tries to remove what they find, much of it slips under the radar and ends up in your Spore game, or in the Sporepedia, the database for creatures made in Spore.
Example 1. As Ted scanned the Sporepedia for new creatures for his game, he came across a lot of penismen, also known as Sporn.

Example 2. When Frank reached the Space phase of the game, most of the planets he found were populated with Sporn.
by Ayong June 28, 2008
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Sporn

Pornographic items, creatures, or actions created in the video game Spore.
by R-Carr June 17, 2008
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sporn

Sporn is a pornographic image created or employed in the Maxxis evolution sim game, Spore. The term is a combination of "spore" and "porn."

Coined by Pile at bsalert.com.
Have you seen the latest sporn? Some guy created a creature called "boobzilla."
by Mark BSA June 19, 2008
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sporn

wow! look at those mushrooms sporning!!! have you ever seen something so beautiful in your entire life??
by marissa December 14, 2003
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sporn

Porn created with the game Spore.
"Hurry up and watch that sporn on Youtube before it gets removed."
by sporn July 11, 2008
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Sporns

Spoon and Fork misused when you put them together.

An often mistake when you speak too fast.
"I found some more Sporns in the dishwasher! wait , Sporns?!"
by AngeliqueRose August 01, 2008
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