smorning

today's morning - derived from this morning

the smorning I ate breakfast.

by Iced March 17, 2004

smorning

What everyone says but doesn't notice.

Close cousin to sevening.

Always follows "this".

I woke up with a huge boner this smorning.

by HarvesterOfSorrow January 20, 2009

Smorning

that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. Now your smore will take 3 MORE minutes...

Dude 1: "Hey there buddy, you look upset. What's bothering you."
Guy 2: "Nothing. I'm just smorning the loss of the marshmallow I spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness."
Dude 1: "I am so sorry man..."

by valoo208 September 25, 2010

Smorning

Sunday morning. Used when you wake up after a big night out and can't even pronounce the day of the week.

I woke up smorning butt naked in Corona.

by codcod November 22, 2011

Smorning

A festering wound.

"Good smorning everybody!"
"Thanks, asshole"

by Cramm August 25, 2009

Smorning

This morning . Short phrase for this morning

How was smorning ?

This morning was great Amanda.

Smorning I’m going to dab . This morning I am going to dab.

by Momof3bees October 20, 2020

the smorning

How some people hear (and say) the phrase, "this morning".

Please make a pot of coffee the smorning.

by Telephony2 September 04, 2025