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snorkers 

"Put some more snorkers on the George, there's a good chap"
snorkers by sheen25 September 7, 2005
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Snorters 

Got purp got kush plus i got power for you snorters!-Gucci mane
Snorters by yyuup March 20, 2010
Slang for sausage in the British Navy
I ate a couple of snorkers for breakfast
Snorker by zoootsuit January 16, 2010

Snorters remorse 

The inevitable self-loathing and regret that follows in the days after a cocaine binge.
Friend 1: "How you feeling today pinocchio?"
Friend 2: "Fuck me lad. Terrible. Snorters remorse has proper kicked in,"
Snorters remorse by Mrrobot7891 August 6, 2020

Snockers 

A combination of white ankle socks & black Adilette sandals. Worn by wangsters or people just too busy for sneakers.
"Why are you wearing sandals & socks man?"
"Dude, they're snockers. Chill."
Snockers by Danisaurus WRECK January 23, 2009
Someone who habitually snorks during an enthusiastic bout of laughter.

Snorkers may be subject to extreme or mild embarrassment, often accompanied by flushing and/or rapid covering of the mouth. Occasionally snorkers appear to be well-adjusted to their habit, and merely smile afterwards.

Anyone who snorks multiple times on a regular basis may be suspected of being a fake snorker.

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x: Dude, I'm telling ya, I was on a roll. People were rofl plus I got two snorks on the last joke.

y: Yeah, well, that one chick is just a snorker. She'll snork at anything. Hers doesn't count. You got one snork.

X: Does count.

y: Doesn't.
snorker by escuchon May 13, 2008

doosh snorkerler 

one who snorkerles in doosh
Dude...what a doosh snorkerler
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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