Spocker

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

by Bootface July 14, 2006

spocker

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.

"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003

Spocker

v. To put two in the pink and two in the stink, then shout 'Live long and prosper.' Based on the traditional split fingered Vulcan greeting used as a variation of the shocker.

That little Star Trek bitch, her ass so loose one finger won't do, so I gave her the Spocker.

by Jay Mc January 18, 2008

Spocker

Another variation of the popular shocker move. Instead, your four fingers are split in the middle, to create the famous Romulan symbol.

One could use the phrases "Two in the goo, two in the poo.", "Two in the clit, two in the shit." and "Two in the pink, two in the stink." to describe this action.

Yo, Tyrone, I straight-up spocked mah bitch last night!

Sometimes when I'm boning my lady, I pretend I'm Captain Kirk and give her the Spocker.

by Adam October 10, 2004

spocker

The act of pulling up on the girl's ears while she's performing fellatio.

Homes: I gave Tanisha a spocker while she was doin' her thang last night and I notice this morning that they is stuck like 'at still.
DMaster F: Word, nigga. You a regular LBJ!

by fucwad March 14, 2004

spocker

Two fingers in the pink, and two in the stink. Make the "live long and prosper" sign, with two fingers in her pussy and two in her poop-chute.

Damn, that girl was a freak! She was beggin' for the shocker!

by T-Unit February 11, 2005