spoomen 

Spoomen is a slang term for semen.

Brad says he got some spoomen on that girls dress

spoomen by Toobie doobie May 16, 2022

Spooten 

Originating in the game 'Halo: Reach' with strong influences from the 'Hoovy' of 'Team Fortress 2' the term 'Spooten' is used to refer to an enemy Spartan who wants to be friendly and approaches your team crouched with his/her pistol drawn pointing at the sky/ground, or with their pistol disarmed(1) and looking at the sky/ground.
Though a rare occurrence Spootens do occasionally appear in online matches and are promptly fired upon by all near by Spartans both enemy and friendly alike. Usually due to almost nobody knowing what a Spooten is or being angry they aren't helping the team they quickly became an endangered species and are treasured by those who know of their unique nature. If an online match becomes drawn out or extremely lopsided sometimes Spootens will start to appear in the battlefield, sometimes described "like a unicorn from the mist."
On some occasions there have been reports of the rare driving Spooten. This is a sub species of Spooten who is driving a Mongoose(2) exceedingly slowly and honking the high pitched horn very rapidly.

If you see a wild Spooten please avoid killing them.

disarmed(1): In many Halo games you can lower your weapon by using a special combination on your controller. It is typically hard to accomplish.

Mongoose(2): A quad/ATV like vehicle in Halo games.

"Hold your fire! Its a Spooten!"

"That Spooten is getting in my way!"

Spooten by SYDWAD June 18, 2018

spomenka 

chicken legs, great cook, loves long walks on the beach , plump, charming, loving

spomenka

spomenka by milka September 5, 2012

stoomen 

A mix of stool and semen - the product of anal sex.

There was a blob of stoomen floating in the hot-tub.

stoomen by Dustin Butterman January 6, 2013

Spoment 

A spare moment

I will get back to you in a spoment

Spoment by Patented September 25, 2011

Yargen Hargen Spoofen 

Random phrase invented to let people know you're getting off of the couch or other similar sitting object.

Guy Getting Off Couch: YARGEN HARGEN SPOOFEN!

Other Guy: Huh?

Yargen Hargen Spoofen by XXVRXX October 15, 2010

spooming 

spooming: the act of anal pentration by a SySop to a male mod. leaves moderator with ass full of pasta

mod takes it in the rear while SySop spooming time bitch! screams 'yo white, Ben Affleck!'

spooming by VAMPIRE_ March 4, 2009