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Originating in the game 'Halo: Reach' with strong influences from the 'Hoovy' of 'Team Fortress 2' the term 'Spooten' is used to refer to an enemy Spartan who wants to be friendly and approaches your team crouched with his/her pistol drawn pointing at the sky/ground, or with their pistol disarmed(1) and looking at the sky/ground.
Though a rare occurrence Spootens do occasionally appear in online matches and are promptly fired upon by all near by Spartans both enemy and friendly alike. Usually due to almost nobody knowing what a Spooten is or being angry they aren't helping the team they quickly became an endangered species and are treasured by those who know of their unique nature. If an online match becomes drawn out or extremely lopsided sometimes Spootens will start to appear in the battlefield, sometimes described "like a unicorn from the mist."
On some occasions there have been reports of the rare driving Spooten. This is a sub species of Spooten who is driving a Mongoose(2) exceedingly slowly and honking the high pitched horn very rapidly.

If you see a wild Spooten please avoid killing them.

disarmed(1): In many Halo games you can lower your weapon by using a special combination on your controller. It is typically hard to accomplish.

Mongoose(2): A quad/ATV like vehicle in Halo games.
"Hold your fire! Its a Spooten!"

"That Spooten is getting in my way!"
Spooten by SYDWAD June 18, 2018
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Shootenanny

Name of an Album by the Eels.
Damn, that Shootenanny! album buy the Eels rocks.
Shootenanny by Lone Wolf September 21, 2003

Spooterpilla 

A fetish which includes filling a bathtub with poisonous fuzzy caterpillars and bathing in it.
"Did you hear she is in the hospital again? This Spooterpilla fetish is really getting out of hand!"
Spooterpilla by percisi0n August 17, 2017

Yargen Hargen Spoofen 

Random phrase invented to let people know you're getting off of the couch or other similar sitting object.
Guy Getting Off Couch: YARGEN HARGEN SPOOFEN!

Other Guy: Huh?
Yargen Hargen Spoofen by XXVRXX October 15, 2010
(n) a shithouse South African clothing label designed for the colourblind 'man about town' whose lack of taste has no boundaries.
look at those bitch shorts Kenneth is rocking....they're really "shooteng"
shooteng by big aussie January 4, 2005
A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.
"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)
spooted by eM* April 12, 2005
when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.
she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.
spooted by spootbooty December 19, 2018
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