Spoment 

A spare moment

I will get back to you in a spoment

Spoment by Patented September 25, 2011

Spoment 

Short for “special moment” , “sped moment”.
When you suddenly have a moment when you act retarded without it being intentional.

Garrett: “get in the colf gart”
Dianna: “you mean the golf cart?”

Garrett: “shit, i just had a spoment”

Basically any time where you misplace words irl or just sound retarded

Spoment by trashyes December 12, 2019

Sloment 

1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.

As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.

Sloment by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

spomenka 

chicken legs, great cook, loves long walks on the beach , plump, charming, loving

spomenka

spomenka by milka September 5, 2012

smoment 

a smart moment, when someone is given an opportunity to have a smart moment by another person

The person in the audience had his smoment during the Question and Answer session, where they were able to inform the guest speaker on pertinent information about their topic

smoment by Smoment Man April 4, 2013

spoent 

A zenyatta player that thinks he carries his team and says that he peaked 3600 when he’s mid plat

Ape is such a fuckin spoent, his dps are carrying him

spoent by bazuso July 27, 2021

Spemental 

When your above sped or mental!

That guy i just talked to was acting spemental

Spemental by DaddiLonGsTokinnz517 August 4, 2022