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Short for β€œspecial moment” , β€œsped moment”.
When you suddenly have a moment when you act retarded without it being intentional.
Garrett: β€œget in the colf gart”
Dianna: β€œyou mean the golf cart?”

Garrett: β€œshit, i just had a spoment”

Basically any time where you misplace words irl or just sound retarded
Spoment by trashyes December 12, 2019
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1. An awkward moment in which you accidentally make direct eye contact with another person who hates you and life suddenly goes into slow motion for approximately 3 seconds until eye contact or silence is broken.

2. Moments also engaged by rivals, such as a criminal to a police officer. This is most often experienced when someone accidentally speeds past a police officer on the side of the road. The very moment of realization by the speeder will throw him into a sloment as he turns his head and watches himself get gunned.
As I turned the corner going 140mph in my black, Chevy Cobalt SS, I experienced a true sloment as I ripped past a cop chilling on the side of the road. After pulling me over, he wrote me a ticket for $500 and impounded my car. As they were towing away my baby, my mom rolled up. As she stepped out of the car, our eyes connected. The sloment was so intense that I could see the wrinkles under her eyes form as she glared at me - pissed that I just lost the car she hadn't even finished paying off yet. It was almost a mercy killing when the cop slapped cuffs on me and put me in the back of his car - better his than hers.
Sloment by chasevrocket January 17, 2010

spomenka 

chicken legs, great cook, loves long walks on the beach , plump, charming, loving
spomenka
spomenka by milka September 5, 2012
a smart moment, when someone is given an opportunity to have a smart moment by another person
The person in the audience had his smoment during the Question and Answer session, where they were able to inform the guest speaker on pertinent information about their topic
smoment by Smoment Man April 4, 2013
A zenyatta player that thinks he carries his team and says that he peaked 3600 when he’s mid plat
Ape is such a fuckin spoent, his dps are carrying him
spoent by bazuso July 27, 2021

Spemental 

When your above sped or mental!
That guy i just talked to was acting spemental
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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