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Spoomen is a slang term for semen.
Brad says he got some spoomen on that girls dress
by Toobie doobie May 17, 2022
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Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus
Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.
by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023
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