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sponagle

A pedophile teacher who loves antagonizing his students by tapping them on the shoulder
That teacher is really Sponagle
by Big Spon productions June 2, 2022
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Spongled

A term used to describe someone who is under the influence of a vast quantity of drugs, most commonly Ecstacy or MDMA.
"Good God man! Those pills have got me rather spongled"

"He looks half-cut, in fact I'd dare say he is positivly spongled"
by Operation Dandilion October 19, 2008
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sponaugle

A person of, generaly, German descent with identifying physical and emotional features. You may first notice a sponaugle by his or her large pumpkin-like head. Although the head may appear to be swollen or the person may seem to be in need of medical attention, it is important to understand that this is normal. To compliment the gargantuan cranium on the sponaugle you may also see a large bulbous nose positioned neatly in the center of the face. This nose is the trademark of sponaugle lineage for many centuries and is not to be ridiculed, less one may find themselve in an uncomfortable situation.

Sponaugles have been know to have emotional identifiers. Large quantities or alcohol may make them quite unpredictable and sometimes dangerous. Sponaugles have been known to yell, scream, throw things, kick cars, bite, scratch, urinate in various apliances, be seen wandering in their underware, pass out and fortget the last 18 hours but still get up for work and work a 12 hour shift.

Sponaugles also tend to have snappy catch phrases like jammin, or cool as shit.

Despite these shortcommings sponaugles are all around happy folk who love to have a good time. One should not fear a sponaugle, but befriend and good things may come.

Sponaugles are generaly found in southern Florida but they have been known to be spotted in Ohio, Las Vegas, Arkansas, New York, and Canada.
Man the sun is bright today, I wish I had a sponaugle.
by M Irvin June 3, 2007
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spongle

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.
She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....
by c1187600 February 20, 2007
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Sponglemopper

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.
Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
by Gronksucker February 7, 2019
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spongle

Gilligan spongled his story, the messing twunt. Makes a change from spongling his dongle in the Daily Telegraph office after hours.
by Liam White March 26, 2004
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spongler

A device for spangling spaghetti
Hand me the spaghetti spongler, Marjorie, our dinner is becoming unruly.
by Jonathan Planecrash June 17, 2020
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