Definitions by Gronksucker
Rangoon Combat Banana
A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.
Rangoon Combat Banana by Gronksucker October 30, 2023
Conqueror's Wipe
When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
Conqueror's Wipe by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
Sponglemopper
Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.
"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
Sponglemopper by Gronksucker February 7, 2019
GruntPuppy
GruntPuppy by Gronksucker October 25, 2018