Definitions by Gronksucker

Rangoon Combat Banana 

A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.

He gave her a quick helping of Rangoon Combat Banana from behind...

Rangoon Combat Banana by Gronksucker October 30, 2023

Trump 

A turd you've flushed twice that still won't fucking leave.

I ate Russian food last night, this morning I shat a Trump.

Trump by Gronksucker January 15, 2021

Gramping 

The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.

"You see what that prick Anders posted now?"
"Yeah, I'm already Gramping the motherfucker"

Gramping by Gronksucker August 13, 2020

Conqueror's Wipe 

When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.

After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified

Conqueror's Wipe by Gronksucker March 27, 2019

Sponglemopper 

The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.

Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"

Sponglemopper by Gronksucker February 7, 2019

Zufflewap 

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining

I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow

Zufflewap by Gronksucker February 1, 2019

GruntPuppy

A sick twisted chaotic individual who'll either lick your face or bite your ass, sometimes both.

That scumbag asshole is a real GruntPuppy

GruntPuppy by Gronksucker October 25, 2018