6 definitions by Gronksucker

1
The act of posting pictures of shirtless old men in response to racist or fascist posts on Facebook.
"You see what that prick Anders posted now?"
"Yeah, I'm already Gramping the motherfucker"
by Gronksucker August 13, 2020
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2
A sick twisted chaotic individual who'll either lick your face or bite your ass, sometimes both.
That scumbag asshole is a real GruntPuppy
by Gronksucker October 25, 2018
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3
When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
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4
A turd you've flushed twice that still won't fucking leave.
I ate Russian food last night, this morning I shat a Trump.
by Gronksucker January 15, 2021
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5
The person responsible for mopping up stray jizz on a porn set.
Jimmy was shocked when Tracy refused to clear up his jizz after he blew his load all over the bed.

"Do I look like your sponglemopper, you messy assclown?"
by Gronksucker February 07, 2019
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6
When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining
I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow
by Gronksucker February 01, 2019
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