spludgeon

A girl named nicole that has a flat chest & smells like salty lint in the air.

Ahh that spludgeon is coming.
Hi boys im nicole, do me
Die mutant bitch die run away.

by Splonk December 14, 2008

Smudgeon

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

by Suzins May 27, 2018

Scudgeon

Inside out pants with underwear embedded in them

If the kids leave one more scudgeon on their floor I’m going to flip my lid.

by Nosame February 13, 2021

spludge

to ejaculate all over that bitch

girl you made me spludge

by james husband January 23, 2005

spludgen

To ejaculate uncontrollably

Dude, can I borrow some tissues? I just spuludgened in my pants.

by B0dizzy May 20, 2005

Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

by WompaStompa February 18, 2021