spludgen

To ejaculate uncontrollably

Dude, can I borrow some tissues? I just spuludgened in my pants.

by B0dizzy May 20, 2005

Spludgen

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–noun
1. the mixed clot and liquid blood material expelled during menstruation

Jill prefers wearing tampons to pads, so she can't feel her SPLUDGEN shift when she laughs.

by Ivy and Cindy April 27, 2008

spludge

to ejaculate all over that bitch

girl you made me spludge

by james husband January 23, 2005

Spludge

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

by WompaStompa February 18, 2021

sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.

Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.

by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009

sludgening

The process of getting rid of all the poop after a heavy meal.

Don't eat that food dan. If you do it will be the beginning of the sludgening for you .

by heatworld1 March 2, 2018

splurgency

A sudden, manic compulsion to go out shopping for unnecessary consumer merchandise.

It is Labor Day in the US and retail sales events have triggered my wife to declare a national splurgency.

Once the splurgency concludes, we will certainly be making a second trip to return her purchases.

by Fibbersaurus October 25, 2022