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sludgeing 

1)walking throught the rain when the sewers are backed up and you can't tell if you stepped on someone dog, or someones log.
2)going out in public if you haven't had a proper bath or a change of cloth's in days.
"dude! i saw dave at the mall! he was totally sludgeing and he was flirting with the hot tpic girl!"

"gross. he smell's like wet monkey butt most of the time, already. he's gonna be lonely tonight."
sludgeing by Reiji June 8, 2007
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Slodging 

Lodging yourself between inanimate objects and waiting for others to dislodge you. Usually done for sexual pleasure.
"Wow, Slodging ourselves into this was really hot! How do we get down?"
"We don't, we wait for someone to dislodge us!"
"But then everyone will know we've been Slodging!"
"Well, duh! That's why it's hot"
Slodging by Furglerger April 27, 2015
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sludying 

To make an attempt at last minute studying before a test in vain, mainly bacause you are falling or have already fallen asleep. Most sludying occurs on a transit commute or during homeroom.
I don't understand why i failed that test! I stayed up late playing WoW all night, but i was sludying all morning!
sludying by cmdtrigun April 2, 2007

Sluddling 

Sluddling is also known as slutty cuddling. It's when a couple same or different sex gather closely together on a bed, couch, chair etc. and Cuddle plus a little more usually resulting in touching skin to skin. Any kind of Skin to skin and manual sex are common actions during sluddling.
How was your night with your girlfriend last night?
It was decent we sluddled for awhile but we made a bit of a mess when the sluddling got too heated.
Sluddling by Sludding March 30, 2011

sludgewidge 

The start and end of a period
Eugh I've just started my period. I've got such a sludgewidge
sludgewidge by Vic BW September 21, 2017

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.
Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

slugging percentage 

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.
After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.