Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.
Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...
by WompaStompa February 19, 2021
A Newk is a guy who thinks his shit is dope but is actually hella wack. Often seen in the wild wearing tight camo pants. Generally the leader of a graffiti crew that only recruits young, impressionable boys. Just an all around bitch ass buster.
Yo Tubs! Do you see that dude over there?
Tubs: You mean the guy with the camo pants?
Yeah that’s the guy. He’s such a Newk.
Tubs: You mean the guy with the camo pants?
Yeah that’s the guy. He’s such a Newk.
by WompaStompa November 13, 2020