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A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

spurgeon by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

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spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

spurgeon by Free Jinger January 20, 2016

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Spurgeon

Prince. Of Royal Lineage. Bold, Creative and Resilient.

An advocate for the oppressed and fighter for all things good. A true lover, kind and altruistic in nature. Yet, the nicest person you do not want to mess with. Heart of a lion and mind full of wisdom.

When in the heat of it all, channel your inner Spurgeon.

Spurgeon by Honest_truthist November 23, 2021

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Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

Spurgeon school foundation inc by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021

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Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

Casting Spurgeon by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

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jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

jared spurgeon by cstew7 October 17, 2017

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Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

Jon Spurgeon by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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