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A beer guzzlin, bacon frying, big dick swingin bad ass motherfucker. Someone you really want to have on your side when shit hits the fan. Someone you'd let nail your old lady just for the story. A man that makes Chuck Norris tremble just hearing his name. Someone that seeps testosterone out of every pore of his body. Spurgeon, the man of all men.

Look at that Spurgeon go! -Chuck Norris

spurgeon by Hoss420 November 12, 2013

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spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

spurgeon by Free Jinger January 20, 2016

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Spurgeon

Prince. Of Royal Lineage. Bold, Creative and Resilient.

An advocate for the oppressed and fighter for all things good. A true lover, kind and altruistic in nature. Yet, the nicest person you do not want to mess with. Heart of a lion and mind full of wisdom.

When in the heat of it all, channel your inner Spurgeon.

Spurgeon by Honest_truthist November 23, 2021

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Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place

The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc

Spurgeon school foundation inc by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021

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Casting Spurgeon

To judge a person biased on hearsay or rumor.

To cast judgement.

Amanda is casting Spurgeon’s on me and I didn’t even sleep with her friend.

Casting Spurgeon by Spurg1988 July 3, 2018

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jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

jared spurgeon by cstew7 October 17, 2017

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Jon Spurgeon

Man with a huge throbbing cock

Jon spurgeon hit me with his huge throbbing cock.

Jon Spurgeon by Cocklover425 May 10, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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