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The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.
"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"
Spluff by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018
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splouf • sploof • spluff • sploffer • Splouge • splof • sploff • sploffage • Sploif • Sploofed
A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.
That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.
sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017
When someone vomits on an erect penis when giving a blowjob.
"How many dicks do you want to put in my mouth?"
"7"
"I will splout!"
splout by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013
tobacco (american spirit ) most often the splough is mixed with kush to roll a fat splough
let me hit that splough bro .
splough by tkief February 1, 2015
a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"
sploof by anna banana August 11, 2004
Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
splorf by Shadowfax November 2, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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