Spluff

The act of someone, especially a wizard, ejaculating.

"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"

"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"

by gmgoe3,d June 24, 2018

Spluff

A delicious cookie

This spluff was delicious!

by Real_Spluff June 26, 2023

Spluff

When you want to quit smoking, you have a nicotine patch, but you ask for a puff. Invented by the artist Claudia Mate.

Hey, can I have a spluff?

by Mafiosa July 1, 2018

Spluff

When a male porn star ejaculates into a fluffers mouth by accident.

First used by J. English - Cambridge 2004 - after having accidently cum in a girl's mouth at an Ann Summer's party.

"I'm so sorry but I've just spluffed"

by Jonny English October 17, 2004

Spluff

An organic herbal smoking blend for mixing with cannabis or hemp. These blends are usually made from Mullein, Raspberry leaves, lavender, Lions mane, Blue lotus, Sage and other sacred herbs.

Hey man do you have any Spluff?

by Sacred fire July 8, 2019

spluff

what the spank monkey roars out!

I spluffed to the other side of the room!

by Pure Thespian May 15, 2003

spluff

Geordie 'tard with a penchant for mingers and shouting

"STFU Spluff??!¬"

by Bows February 12, 2003