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When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

Sploofed by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012

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Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

Sploofed by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

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Sploofed • spoofed • sploofer • Splooped • Sploffed • sploobed • Sploofe • Sploofee • sploofledorf • splooged

splooged

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

splooged by JkNHai October 9, 2008

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Sploofee

A sweaty queef on a yoga ball.

Deborah made a Sploofee in yoga class today and everyone laughed. She never attended yoga again.

Sploofee by Copperpipecatina July 17, 2016

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sploofledorf

a short person with afro like hair

The sploofledorf had to strain his head back to see peoples' faces as he walked down the street.

sploofledorf by jesse grondin October 15, 2008

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Sploofer

When you go and take a shit and masterbate chronicle.

Dirk is a sploofer and goes sploofing everyday.

Sploofer by Lil_Timmy236 June 4, 2023

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splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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