sploff
A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny
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sploff
something you say when you are in a state of stoned ness and cant say 'spliff'
or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart
or a spliff that has been rolled rong and falls apart
sploff by anony mouse July 10, 2004
Put in a spliff
He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)
Put in a spliff by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019
Skype Spliff
When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.
This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!
Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!
Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011
Spluff
"How did computers start? Well someone built a box, I think, and then a wizard spluffed into it and made it magic, and that's probably how technology works, right?"
"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"
"You idiot, the world isn't wizard jizz!"