Top definition
to be separated.
a reference from Harry Potter, when someone is splinched, some part of their body is split apart because they did not apparate correctly.

:

"man, my smiley face got splinched"
by nungababy February 03, 2009
Get the mug
Get a splinched mug for your mate James.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the merch
Get the Jazz Cabbage neck gaiter and mug.
2
That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.
"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"
by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019
Get the merch
Get the Splinched neck gaiter and mug.

Activity