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substance
An Album By New Order. A Band that spawned from Joy Division. which included songs that people know like blue monday and age of consent.
substance
Cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, weed, hash, opium, angel dust, ketamine, lsd, uppers, downers, and everything else you can ingest.
That guy's writing had substance, he didn't go 5 pages without mentioning snorting, shooting, smoking, drinking, dissolving or plugging rectally something that was he was going to get high off of. Is that the kind of writing anybody would really want to read over and over for more than a laugh though?
substance by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
Substance
Bullshit that sounds good.
The guy's/girl's bullshit could have been about a sentence long, straight to the point, but instead he/she spent 5 pages of adding in substance to make it sound more interesting/exciting than it actually was.
Substance by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
Substance D
1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
Substance D by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009
Substance Toddler
Substance Toddler by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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