a particular kind of matter with uniform properties
"a steel tube coated with a waxy substance"
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He's addicted to a substance, which explains his random acts of insanity.
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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1. Word used to describe illicit drugs in a sentence.
1. Tyler has been contemplating for a while now on weather or not to use the substance.
by Stewart J. Ferguson March 15, 2011
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An Album By New Order. A Band that spawned from Joy Division. which included songs that people know like blue monday and age of consent.
hey man have you ever listened to new order. yeah i listened to substance just last night after hearing age of consent from that one soffia coppola movie preview.
by Ranae November 15, 2007
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1. Substance D is a fictional addictive amphetamine-like psychoactive drug, also known as "Slow Death", "Death" and "D", that is depicted in Philip K. Dick's novel "A Scanner Darkly". It's derived from the fictional flower "Mors ontologica".

2. By extension, Substance D can refer to amphetamine (speed).
"What he sold me as 'candy' actually turned out to be 'Substance D'."

This is a more subtle way to refer to amphetamine in a conversation if you don't want to attract too much attention.
by Electric Sheep March 15, 2009
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(n.) A person who can only tolerate a small amount of drugs, alcohol, etc.
(n.) A lightweight
Jimmy: Where's Carl?
Ron: He passed out after like 3 beers, man.
Jimmy: What a substance toddler!
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When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.
The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.
by whore humper January 5, 2011
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