Definitions by ClorpMcGorp
splornched
When someone sets up a joke and you expect one punchline but they deliver another, you have been splornched.
"We just got to the mountain pass."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."
"Hah, you mean just got to the mountain...grass. Ha! You thought I was going to say mountain ass."
"I did think that. I have been splornched."
splornched by ClorpMcGorp August 9, 2025