splinkey 

splinkey is an alternative word for schplino; usually harsher on terms. A splinkey is characterized by being a cockamole, a ziggurat, and a schplino: forming an ultimate whirlwind of trio terms, causing splinkey. Splinkey is a goofball and looks like a box or like an angry bird ready to explode!
WARNING!!11! IF YOU SEE A SPLINKEY, SHOUT OUT SCHPLINO! HE WILL TURN BACK INTO A GOOD SPLINKEY!!!!11!

look at the cockamole, oh no i mean splinkey!
look at the fat splinkey!
come here splinkey!

splinkey by MikelDaZiggurat January 3, 2022

Splinky Splash

When a bunch of disgusting humans get together.

When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

Splinky Splash by Chooj July 29, 2021

spliney 

A North East term used to define black people.

"Check out that big spliney with the white girl"

spliney by Paulie Yo March 31, 2007

splinky 

an older person dressing or trying to act young

JoJo's mom is kinda splinky with the navel ring and the mini and always sayin' "Peace Out"

splinky by clouseau November 12, 2004

Splinkety Splonk 

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

Splinkety Splonk by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

splinky 

adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)

Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.

splinky by Michele Morris April 26, 2006

Splinky 

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

Splinky by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014