Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

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A marijuana-tobacco cigarette that uses a gentle 70:30 ratio of weed to tobacco to create the ultimate smoking pleasure.

I rolled a splinky last night and melted into my couch for an hour!

by MasterDub April 18, 2011

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splinky

an older person dressing or trying to act young

JoJo's mom is kinda splinky with the navel ring and the mini and always sayin' "Peace Out"

by clouseau November 12, 2004

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adjective. Happy, bouncy, cool, neat, fun! ...YAY! =)

Toe-socks are extremely splinky! Especially striped ones.

by Michele Morris April 09, 2006

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A little spliff.
A one man top up type spliff
A spliff designed to mend rather than Mash

"I'm on my way now. I'll take a splinkie for the journey"

by Bobby Kanker August 14, 2003

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a cigerette containing herbal substances eg. weed

fancy sharing a splinky?

this splinky is good shit!

by spaka January 13, 2004

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When are you getting here for the splinky splash?

When are we going to play D&d at a splinky splash?

by Chooj July 30, 2021

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