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splifted 

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.
Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!
splifted by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006
A pothead Twitch Streamer.
Spliffa is a stoned beast.
Spliffa by Drunk Fetus March 20, 2019

splitass 

Derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their vagina.
I can't believe she drove into that parked car...that damn splitass can't do anything right.
splitass by phizman June 10, 2006

Splintahs 

meaning sweet, amazing, awesome, sick, cool. Usually comes after the word "mad".
i just pwnd in Halo 3!
Shat dude, thats mad splintahs!

splitarse 

A female. Derived from the fact that they possess a split and an arse.
When one smokes a splif whilst playing FIFA
Lets smash some Splifa tonight
Splifa by wallabies March 21, 2011