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splifted 

To be under the influence of cannabis. A combination of spliff (a joint) and lifted (the results of smoking a joint). Splifted is used to describe the mind state of being very, very stoned.
Joe: Word up holmes, I just finished my final exam and it's time to celebrate. Match up?

Fred: Sure, I'll hit up Doobies after school, grab a blunt wrap, call the dopeman, and we'll get splifted!

Joe: Fo sho!
splifted by AndrewQuick May 21, 2006
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spliffedelic 

1. The "mind manifesting" result of smoking a very potent marijuana cigarette.
2. Usually paid as a compliment to the person who rolled the joint as it was perfectly crafted with a perfectly balanced ratio of weed and tobacco.
The doobie we smoked was spliffedelic!
spliffedelic by Cavemn July 24, 2006
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Spliffed 

the feeling you get when you smoke a lot weed + tobacco joints
*smokes three spliffs*
"man i feel spliffed"
Spliffed by splifmaster420 January 7, 2015
(adj) high, baked, smoked up
So ask for me - when you wanna get spliffted
I'm not Keith Murray but I'll Get Ya Lifted
~Snoop Dogg
spliffted by Kevin Murray- April 15, 2008

spliffed 

adj to become high on weed, dope, ganga, blow and other street names for the herb
man i was so need to get spliffed
spliffed by troyka August 29, 2003

spliffed 

Too point out that the price that someone is asking for an object on an internet "buy/sell/trade forum is unreasonably high.
So over the past few months there's been a new term, spliffed, arise on the buy/sell/trade forum here at *****. It refers to when someone wants to sell their computer and prices it far to high. Spliff comes buy and rips the post to shreds and explains what a more reasonable price should be. The seller can now be refered to as being "spliffed"
spliffed by Spliffy October 23, 2007

splirted 

To splash or spread some type of liquid around.
Loren: Damn, Veronica!
Veronica: Que?
Loren: You splirted your drink everywhere!
splirted by Loren Parks January 18, 2007
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