splitarse

A female. Derived from the fact that they possess a split and an arse.

Come here you stupid splitarse!

by virginconversionunit March 29, 2004

split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003

shitarse

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

by owmykidney March 28, 2015

splitass

Derogatory term for a female which refers to the location of their vagina.

I can't believe she drove into that parked car...that damn splitass can't do anything right.

by phizman June 10, 2006

Shitarse

Made-up Spanish verb meaning to shit yourself

Si pudea me shitar (shitarse), esa seria bueno.

If i could shit myself, that would be great.

by qwerty1231231 May 30, 2009

shitarse

a shitarse is a coward,a turn coat or a good for nothing grass,commonly despised by everybody

see him over there he's a proper shitarse

by dave November 25, 2004

Splitage

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

by sezmac May 3, 2010