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A nickname for the sickest lad out, will make you laugh so hard you sometimes shit yourself, easy on the eyes to the ladies , can get any girl he wants if he tries, everyone wants to be him he's just a top cunt
Fuck spliffa is a mad dawg
spliffa by Creambar April 4, 2016
An undesirable characteristic, describing someone who is lazy or weak willed, term originated in the North of England
Are ye a spiffa?
Spiffa by Suuluu Candles September 30, 2015

Put in a spliff 

He got put in a spliff (He got killed)
AJ got put in a spliff (AJ got killed/chinged/shot/cheffed... You get it)
Put in a spliff by AK2NiceWidIt December 10, 2019

Exam Spliff 

A spliff you take before a long exam, to make things more enteraining
Rory: Ah roll me an exam spliff man, i've got a 2hour law exam later!
Exam Spliff by Ardley April 30, 2008

Skype Spliff 

When a minimum of two people talk on Skype (or Google+ for the more technologically advanced) to smoke marijuana at the same time, and share the effects of their smoking experience.

This term can be used as a noun (a skype spliff) or a verb (to skype spliff).
Skype Spliff success:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Paul: Sure! I was about to smoke anyways!

Skype Spliff fail:
Matthias: Hey man do you want to Skype Spliff?
Edward: Sorry man I have to read a 300 page book about the American Constitution for tomorrow.
Skype Spliff by Hairs of London2 November 14, 2011

Spiffanese 

LB Spiffy's 🔥 language (wayyyy better than cartinese)
Yute: Wtf is LB saying
Niraj (person who came up with the word "Spiffanese"): It's spiffanese fam you're too slow to understand it😂😭
Spiffanese by Niraj January 26, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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