splittail

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

by zuba February 2, 2005

splittail

Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.

"Man, look at all that splittail!"

by Frankie February 5, 2004

Splittail

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

by JPac August 9, 2003

Splittail

a fish located in northern california, aka sacramento splittail

Look, I caught a Splittail

by dan101010 October 9, 2006

A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

by xxxStatic January 4, 2014

a splitting of the mind

a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.

"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."

by I'm trash October 7, 2016

Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008