Splittail

Any military 'member' in possesion of their very own uterus.

That spit-tail wants on our ship? She's got permission to board my Johnson

by JPac August 9, 2003

Splittail

a fish located in northern california, aka sacramento splittail

Look, I caught a Splittail

by dan101010 October 9, 2006

splittail

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

by zuba February 2, 2005

splittail

Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.

"Man, look at all that splittail!"

by Frankie February 5, 2004