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Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.
"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Splintch 

Another word for a fat spastic. People who are called a splintch are really annoying, unattractive and lazy.
You are being a splintch! Stop bothering us!
Splintch by Layup Sticker September 1, 2021

Shin Splints 

A pain below your knee from too much running - its a pain in the ass. You get it mostly from Track, and having too much sex. Soon to be classified as an STD.
Coach: There's a difference from injuries and shin splints. Suck it up.
Runner: Fuck you. Injuries - you can't run. Shin splints, you can't run, but you run anyway, until you get an injury.
Shin Splints by Trackdude92 April 2, 2007

splentastic 

A word that is between splendid and fantastic, but it isn't one of them. It is the high feeling of feeling or seeing something splendid and fantastic. Also is not either one word ,it is both
1.)This is a splentastic day.
2.)I feel splentastic.
3.)You look splentatsic
splentastic by Mailyn April 9, 2015

spintastic 

This is a term mostly used by those involved with Wheel of Fortune. It means fantastic, but the "fan" is changed to "spin", referencing the wheel in the popular game show. Pat Sajak, the host, has said this phrase a few times, which is how it stuck with the audience.
You're going to college? Well that's spintastic!
spintastic by KannaACNH October 23, 2022

Spaintastic 

Adj. A qualifier used to describe something which is both Spanish and fantastic.
You're going to Madrid?
That's spaintastic.
Spaintastic by Whitey September 5, 2003