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A joint with tobacco and weed mixed together.
Dude, we don't have enough pot to make a joint! It's OK, man, just roll a splif!
by Spicoli August 13, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a cigarette with some or all of the tabacco replaced with cannabis (also: 'secret agent')
If we pack a splif, it wont be so obvious.
by boker toker April 13, 2008
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A marijuana cigarette that is fat on the end that is lit and decreases in size.
Dude, that splif was some fucking chronic shit!
by TrueSublimeSmoker September 07, 2003
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cone shaped doob. Usually used with talking about one mixed with tobacco but also just a fat joint. :)
That is a fat ass splif
by Jenna April 29, 2004
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The most beautifully awesome word ever
I wasn't very sure about the young lady I was entertaining myself with...until she pulled a splif out of her purse.
by tommy July 19, 2004
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