spliflicated

To be completely hammered, via mass consumption of alcohol.

Dude, Nicole was totally spliflicated after the party.

by optimistic_speaker February 10, 2008

spifflicated

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.

We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.

by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

spiflicate

a light-hearted term for punishment (generally of a child), where that punishment is not intended to be carried out

"If you don't stop pushing your carrot sticks up your nose, Johnny, I'm going to spiflicate you"

by Deborah March 30, 2005

Spiflicate

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.

1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.

by Paul Ensom October 9, 2005

spifflicated

1920's slang: drunk

Maude's spifflicated again, everybody!

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Splifficated

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.

"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"

by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007

Spiflicated

Adjective
State of intoxication

"Man, have you seen his girlfriend, I'd be spiflicated all the time if I was dating that nasty pile of shit!"
"I heard that!"

by Tristan the Magnificent June 24, 2004