spifflicated 

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.

We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.

spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

spifflicated 

1920's slang: drunk

Maude's spifflicated again, everybody!

spifflicated by Steviedee January 16, 2004

spiflicate 

a light-hearted term for punishment (generally of a child), where that punishment is not intended to be carried out

"If you don't stop pushing your carrot sticks up your nose, Johnny, I'm going to spiflicate you"

spiflicate by Deborah March 30, 2005

Spiflicate 

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.

1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.

Spiflicate by Paul Ensom October 9, 2005

Splifficated 

When you are utterly and completely high and don't know what the hell is going on.

"Haha man, the other night, you were so splifficated"

Splifficated by Bri-Sty March 27, 2007

spliflicated

To be completely hammered, via mass consumption of alcohol.

Dude, Nicole was totally spliflicated after the party.

spliflicated by optimistic_speaker February 10, 2008

Stifflocated 

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

Stifflocated by Cavedog September 6, 2019