1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"
2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.
Whenever I get aspiflicated something horrible happens; I end up naked, puking in the bushes, with writing on my face, almost drown in the neighborskiddie pool, and with no recollection of how I ended up in Arbys the next morning.