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You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin
Originated in Philadelphia
1. Guys usually say, "You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin"
2. If your not having sex with me what's the point of me talking to you?
3. If your not being a whore or tweakin were not speaking
4. Don't talk to me if your not tweakin (being a whore)
5. I Don't want to talk to you if were not having sex
1. Guys usually say, "You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin"
2. If your not having sex with me what's the point of me talking to you?
3. If your not being a whore or tweakin were not speaking
4. Don't talk to me if your not tweakin (being a whore)
5. I Don't want to talk to you if were not having sex
Tweakin is being a whore and having sex with random guys
Wanna fuck? (Guys says)
No (Girl says)
Why are we talking to each other then? (Guy says)
"You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin" (Guy says)
Guy no longer talks to the girl once he finds out the girl doesn't wanna have sex
Wanna fuck? (Guys says)
No (Girl says)
Why are we talking to each other then? (Guy says)
"You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin" (Guy says)
Guy no longer talks to the girl once he finds out the girl doesn't wanna have sex
You Ain't Tweakin We Ain't Speakin by breezyboooo April 6, 2010
speakin' cursive
Something stupid people say to others when they cannot understand them because they only have 3rd grade education and never learned cursive.
Ronnie was pissed at Earl for speakin' cursive at him when he was trying to explain the difference between a lollipop and a popsicle. He decked him out of frustration.
speakin' cursive by von groovy August 4, 2017
speakin' ban
Ernesto: "...and you should have seen the way I worked the street..."
Shahid: "Speakin' ban! Speakin' ban!"
Shahid: "Speakin' ban! Speakin' ban!"
speakin' ban by tkelly77 June 6, 2010
speakin tweekish
Some One Who Is On Meath And Is Making On Sense At All. Thay Are Talking RIGHT Out The Side Of their Neck.
My Friends Steph AND LC Say In All ways Speakin Tweekish Making No Sense and Spinning Around Like A Hellacopter Just spun TO The Hub.
speakin tweekish by PECKER HEAAD March 9, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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