splair 

to split and share at the same time

1.
Colleen: Hey, I want that tuna fish sandwich!
Kerry: I have an idea: Let's splair it!

2.
Adrienne: Oh no, I forgot my binoculars.
Kerry: That's okay, you can splair mine.

splair by kerryyyyy January 13, 2009

Shame-splaining 

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

Shame-splaining by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

splainer 

Using humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…

Jenny cracked me up. Her splainer about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.

splainer by MementoMMN July 17, 2010

splaigen 

SPLAIGEN : (adj) SP-LAY-gEN,

(1) used in times of need and secrecy,
functions as code word pre-arranged by allies;
(2) a secret, a secretive reference to a secret, or perhaps a serective secret reference to secrets referred to as a secretive;
(3) a woffice;
(4) defiance in the face of despotism, a rallying
call for the bewildered, lost and found.

John: Do you splaigen?
Jane: Yes, I splaigen

splaigen by Titan Po July 2, 2006

Post-splaining 

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

Post-splaining by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020

Nola-splaining 

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

Nola-splaining by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

Splargin 

Splarin' or Splarging.

A twisted pronunciation of the word “splurging”

v. To indulge in an extravagant expense that is unnecessary. To behave or act in an improper way; to be stupid or to do things without thinking ahead of time.

"Nigga I be Splargin" - Big Sean

"Fuck! I cut muy Hand!" "How'd you do that?" "IDK, I was Splarging"

"I just got paid! I took my girl to the mall and were Splargin"

"Momma can't be Splargin cause she's a broke nigga,

but my daddy can cause he's a P.I.M.P"

Splargin by CookieKingston June 14, 2011