Splarch
when one pukes with their hand over their mouth causing multiple high pressured streams of puke to spew from their mouth.
Splarch by splarch9000 November 24, 2017
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Splarch
A particularly gloopy or gelatinous sample of jizzum.
Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
Can be used as a verb (to splarch) to indicate that someone has ejaculated.
"My mate just blew his load in the sink, fucking splarch everywhere."
"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
"Ahwhhhh I just wanna splarch all over that pasta sauce"
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Splarch
Splarch is a word to replace a noun in any given sentence. It was originally used in a sentence by the Litwinovich and Guinesso Family. More than often, splarch is used to confuse elders and sound like a fairly grotesque word. One can use splarch to replace any noun whatsoever...cat, dog, faucet, DNA, book, etc.
Parent: Hey, can you get me a bagel?
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?
Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.
Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")
Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.
Teen: Is it in the splarch or the freezer?
Kid: Can I have a towel, I'm gonna jump in the splarch.
Friend: hey, I just got the new Google app!
Friend 2: Oh, come on! That app's a peice of splarch. (as to replace "junk")
Person: he is such a splarch-gargler.
Splatchy
A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.
Pronounced "splotchy"
Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"
Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019
Sparching
Bushing, specifically at the Spanish Arch Galway. Typically applies to those drinking Buckfast or Turbourg but any substance may be consumed while being entertained by the local hippies, jugglers, pet dogs and the odd amusing homeless drunk.
Believed to have been coined by the NUIG Civil Engineering Class of 08 but now widely used by all Galwagians
Believed to have been coined by the NUIG Civil Engineering Class of 08 but now widely used by all Galwagians
Sparching by bloodybuddybandana April 8, 2009
solarchos
The very special brand of stupid which continues to astound repeatedly, despite seemingly have nowhere else to go but up.
anon 1: hey, did you see the latest babblings from the space marine?
anon 2: yeah, it was classic solarchos
anon 2: yeah, it was classic solarchos
solarchos by usagilover January 5, 2009
Sparch
A place in the beautiful city of Galway in the west coast of Ireland call the Spanish arch. A.K.A Sparch. A hot spot among young wans especially in the months of June, during the exam weather, in which to share a big bag of cans with the lads.
Verb: to go Sparching
Verb: to go Sparching
Guy 1: jaysus 'tis boiling. fine 'oul evening for a few cans hey!
Guy 2: you're absolutely right, will we head down to sparch?
Guy 2: you're absolutely right, will we head down to sparch?