Nola-splaining 

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

Nola-splaining by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

Nolansplaining

Adding ridiculous expository dialogue to your movie in a desperate attempt to make it sound more complicated and intellectual than it really is.

The movie 'Inception' spends a lot of time Nolansplaining to its audience.

Nolansplaining by Captain Cab November 8, 2023