spermine
because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine
spermine by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017
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hermes-spermies
When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
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Spermino
Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.
Spermino by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020
sperminated
sperminated by dj1234 February 4, 2008
Sperminator
A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!
Sperminator by amylou5276 June 25, 2010
Sperminator
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A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
Sperminator by A1988 June 12, 2011
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