Funny actor, funny governor. In the process of rescuing California (Pronounced CAHL E FOUR KNEE UHHH) from random terroists that threaten to blow up California with a bunch of explosives.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is also proficiant in firing an M-60 with one arm with perfect accuracy. He has also mastered holding and firing two assault rifles at the same time, WHILE dislodging a 8 foot pipe from a wall amd chucking it as if was a spear and impaling the one who was unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the aforementioned pipe. Another noteworth mention, is that he can wipe out an entire army without even as much as a single scratch, as seen in the movie commando
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
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one cool mother fucker in all the terminators and all of his other films
lets put it this way anyone starts on him tell get knocked fuck out
by monkey boy February 15, 2005
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action film star elected governor of california. Holds the record for least comprehension of english proportional to time spent in english-speaking country.

It is puzzling how cali voters could be worked into anti-immigrant frenzies by a man who talks like ahhnold does.
schwarzenegger, you've been in america 23 years? why the fuck do you still have an accent?
by maks July 28, 2004
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The name Arnold takes a joke.
Arnold: Hey say Schwarzenegger without the Schwarze dumbegg!
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Schwarzenegger is a common German surname which means a person from Schwarzenegg, which could refer to either a village that is in Switzerland or a place in Austria. The "-er" indicates "a person from" and schwarzen can also mean dark as well as black.
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by Erick-the-Red October 25, 2015
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A hugely popular no-acting serial groper who used "hard work" and steroids to gain bodybuilding fame and a resultant career in crappy movies. Vaulted to the Governorship of Ca. by wedding Maria Shriver. Much shrewder and more intelligent than he might appear..
If you stay on the juice you could be the next Schwarzenegger
by numerator April 30, 2005
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Dumbtard who is now governor of California because the majority of the people who voted were stupid and thought it would be totally cool to have some "hot actor" as their governor.
by Brittany, baybe June 18, 2004
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