spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

spermin

(verb) to ejaculate
;present tense

ejaculate

He was spermin it the bed.

by Kaley June 18, 2006

SPERMIN N CRAMPIN

The most absurd and concerning way of saying “I’m having a great time”

(The word is spelled in all cap)

“Yo, you got accepted to Yale”
“HOLY SHI, IM SPERMIN N CRAMPIN”

“The fuck????”

by Fukcing ? October 25, 2022

Spermen

Sperm and semen but together.

I was trying to say sperm and semen at the same time and i just got "spermen"

by Warzak July 24, 2009

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

by chHAad January 8, 2021

Spermino

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020

sperinkles

White and sticky sprinkles usually found on a womans vagina after a long hard night of fucking.

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THOSE SPERINKLES!!!!

by Brible January 13, 2010