spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum
because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine
by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017
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urologist

Jim's wife became concerned by his frequent urination and weak ejaculation, so she made him see a urologist who, after aggressively fondling his family jewels and finger blasting his poop chute, wrote him a prescription for Avodart and sent him home sore and traumatized.
by kevinthechemist June 23, 2020
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