Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"

Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.

by Cemorolen October 3, 2017

spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Spermicidal Lube

This is a tube of lube that kills off sperm inside the vagina. it also makes it easier for the penis to fit inside the vagina

guy1: oh i bet she never would have been able to take your giant dick with out that small tube of Spermicidal Lube
guy2: ok i wont take the lube then

by spartan sex lord8888 February 15, 2008

spermicide

Something used to kill sperm primarily used to prevent pregnancy.

I didn't want to be pregnant, so my boyfriend used a spermicide when we had sex.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

spermicide blonde

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature

Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

spermicide

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.

Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.

by mark86 March 5, 2007

Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

by Red33mer January 20, 2013