(1) Euphoric pleasure rendering ones body unable to move.

(2) A secret fantasy that becomes a once in a lifetime reality.

(3) Addiction at 1st sight...overdose welcome and intervention be damned!!

You haven't experienced total gratification until you've been sherried.

I'm the luckiest person in the world because I sherried my fantasy.

Please, I want to be sherried over and over again and never let go...NEVER!

sherried by IcedSilvr June 29, 2010

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shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.

1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.

shrekified by emily mikaela February 8, 2009

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sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

sertified by sersertified May 22, 2016

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Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"

Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.

Spermified by Cemorolen October 3, 2017

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