unbeadable

When a persons' ass is too tight for any anal play
Tom: you do anal last night bro?
Kyle: nah bro that chicks' ass was so unbeadable, my dick couldn't go in.
by kaliana.forte October 28, 2021
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spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man
John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified
by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021
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Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.
John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid
by kaliana.forte October 28, 2021
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