Definitions by kaliana.forte

Anti-coochie 

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

Anti-coochie by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

unbeadable

When a persons' ass is too tight for any anal play

Tom: you do anal last night bro?
Kyle: nah bro that chicks' ass was so unbeadable, my dick couldn't go in.

unbeadable by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

spermified 

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

spermified by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021