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spermicide 

noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.
Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.
spermicide by mark86 March 5, 2007

Spermicide 

A bounty hunter, or an agent, one to end all the sperms possible. Out on a mission to kill all that is possible. The true savior of our land. The spermicide, the sperm agent.
Bro, you gotta be careful I feel that the spermicide is lurking
Spermicide by Hehe Boy November 25, 2019

Spermicide 

When your sperm shoots out to commit suicide
Hey bro does your spermicide?
Spermicide by vRemiixJr March 13, 2021

Spermicide 

when sperm flies all over the place after ejaculation
dude, i was maturbating last night and i spermicide all over my clothes.
Spermicide by Andrew "Amagr8" Ace November 12, 2007

spermicide blonde 

An 80's barfly with hair so blonde it's white. Usually whorish in nature
Man check out that hair, it's Spermicide Blonde!

commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(
DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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